Alphons.aiYour Social Media Butler

You send a message. Alphons does the rest.

Your voice note is transcribed, then deleted — we never keep it, and never train on it.

Alphons: an android butler in a black three-piece suit with gold trim, reading from a tablet.
24/7/365
On duty. No weekends.
100%
Signed by you. Always.
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Voice notes we keep.
6
Networks he speaks.

You send a message. Alphons does the rest.

  1. 01

    You send a message

    A voice note on the walk home, or one typed line. Whenever the thought turns up.

  2. 02

    He writes it

    In your voice. He checks his own draft first, so a weak one never reaches you.

  3. 03

    You say yes

    It lands in your chat. Tap to post, or reply to change a word. Nothing moves until you do.

  4. 04

    He posts it

    Everywhere you're connected, on time. If something can't go out, he tells you.

Waiting on you

Most teams don't have a content problem. They have a nobody-has-40-minutes-to-write-it problem. Here is what we did about it.

Post nowNext slotReject

Nothing goes out until you tap.

Why Alphons

It sounds like you

He learns how you actually write. No house style, no stock phrasing, no “thrilled to announce.”

Nothing goes out without you

The words you approved are the words that get posted — checked again at the last second, never assumed.

One yes, every channel

LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, Threads. Connect what you use, approve once, and it goes to all of them.

He never fails quietly

A post that didn't go out is the thing every other tool hides from you. He tells you straight away.

Your ideas, out in the world.

You send a message. Alphons does the rest.

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